Sharkey... you were one of a kind. Well, not really. In fact, if you were among your peers I am fairly sure I wouldn't be able to pick you out. But that's okay because you had a great personality. Actually, you didn't have much of a personality. Ummm... you were amusing? Maybe for about 6 seconds. Beyond that you were pretty boring.
At least you can say you were a Drozd, Sharkey. That's gotta count for something. And even though your time with us was short, just remember... as you make your final journey to the bottom of your porcelain grave, which drains into that big fishbowl in the sky you will be missed (sort of... until Sharkey II comes home to take your place).
6 months ago